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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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