The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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