The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.