The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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