The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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