The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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