When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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