When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.