When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Vote:
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Vote: