When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.