When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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