When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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