What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.