What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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