What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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None of it is his own.
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But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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