What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.