What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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