What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.