What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.