What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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