Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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