Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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