Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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