Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.