Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.