Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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