Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Vote:
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Vote:
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Vote:
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Vote:
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Vote:
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Vote: