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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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