Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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