Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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