Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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