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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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