Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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