Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.