Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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