Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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