Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.