Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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