Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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