Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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