Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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