Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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