Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.