Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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