Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.