Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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