Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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