Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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