Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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