The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.