The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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