The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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