The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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