Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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