Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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