Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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