Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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