Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.