Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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