Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.