Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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