Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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