Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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