Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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