Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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