Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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