Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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