Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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