Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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