Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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