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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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