Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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