Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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