Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.