When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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