When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.