When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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