When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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And dies.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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