When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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