When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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