When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.