When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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