When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.