When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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