Joke #11369

Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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