Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Vote:
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Vote:
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
Vote:
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
Vote:
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.