Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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