Joke #11369

Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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