Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
Vote:
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Vote:
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Vote:
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!