Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
