The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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