The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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