The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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