The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.