The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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