The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.