The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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