The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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