The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.