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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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