The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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