The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.