Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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