Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore