Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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