Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.