Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii