Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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