Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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