Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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