Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.