Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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