Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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