Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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