Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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