Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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