Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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