Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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