Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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