Joke #9097

Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Vote: has 49.93 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris