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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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