Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!