Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.