A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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