A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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