A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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