A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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