A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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