A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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