A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.