A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.