A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.