A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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