Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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