Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.