Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.