Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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