Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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