Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!