Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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