Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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