Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.