Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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