Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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