Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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