Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.