Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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