Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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