Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.