Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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