Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.