Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.