Joke #9061

Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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