Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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