Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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