Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.