When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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