When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.