When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."