When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough