When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.