When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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