Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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