Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.