Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.