Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"