Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.