Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.