Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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