Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.