Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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