Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.