Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.