The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.