The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.