The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.