The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.