The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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