The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.