The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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