The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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