Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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