Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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