Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.