Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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