What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?’
Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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What’s a foot long, transparent and lies in the gutter.
A lawyer once the crap’s been kicked out of him.
A: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker?
B: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "How many can you afford?"
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