Joke #13536

The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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