The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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