The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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