The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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