The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.