The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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