The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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