The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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