The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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