The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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