The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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