The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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