Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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