Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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