Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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I before E except after Chuck.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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