Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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