Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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