Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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