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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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