Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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