Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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