Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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