Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.