Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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