Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.