Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman.
"But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.