How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A cop asks a nigger:
Can you legitimate yourself?
Is this because I’m black?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "How many can you afford?"
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction.
They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck.
They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’
The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’
So the rabbi gets out some wine.
They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass.
But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink.
Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’
Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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"Are you two twins?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes."
"OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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