Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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No one's his friend.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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