Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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