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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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