Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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