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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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