Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.