Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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