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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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