Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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No one has ever dared question his motives.
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When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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