Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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