Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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