Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.