Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.