Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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