Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.