Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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