Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.