Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.