There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team.
They drowned during spring training.
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Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat.
Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears.
After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him.
Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing.
"Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom.
"Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry.
Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened."
After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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