There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
James and Neil were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch Manchester United. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (A16) to them and they had a friend who would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together. One half-time Neil went to the ticket office and asked if they could buy the season ticket for A16. The official said that unfortunately the ticket had been sold. Nevertheless, week after week the seat was still empty. Then on Boxing day, much to James and Neil's amazement the seat was taken for the first time that season. Neil could not resist asking the newcomer, 'Where have you been all season'. 'Don't ask' he said, 'the wife bought the season ticket back last summer, and kept it for a surprise Christmas present.'
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.