The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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