The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.