The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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