The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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