Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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