Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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