Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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