Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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