Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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