Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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