Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.