Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote:
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Vote:
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Vote:
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Vote:
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Vote:
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
Vote:
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Vote:
