Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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