Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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