Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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