Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.