Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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