Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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