Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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