Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.