Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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