The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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