The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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