The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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