The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.