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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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