The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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