The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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