The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.