The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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