The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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