The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.