The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.