The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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