The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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