Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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