Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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