Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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