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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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