Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.