Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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