Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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