Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Vote:
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Vote:
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Vote:
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Vote: