Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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