Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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