Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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