Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king