Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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