Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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