Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.