Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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