Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.