Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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