Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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