Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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