Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.