Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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