Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.