Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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