Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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