All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now." Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole." "My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him. "That must've been terrible!" "It was," he said. "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.