Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.