Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.