Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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