Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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