Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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