Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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