Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.