Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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