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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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