Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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