Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.