Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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