Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.