Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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