Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.