Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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