Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.