Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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