For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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