For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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