For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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