For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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