For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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