For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.