For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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