For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.