For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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