For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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