For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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