For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.