Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.