Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.