Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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