Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice