Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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