Joke #5797

Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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