Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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