Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.