Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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