Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.