Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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