Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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