Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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