Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!