You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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