You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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