Joke #3359

What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.

Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.

Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.

Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.

Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"

Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.” Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid. ”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”. ”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”