For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.