For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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