For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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