For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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