For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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