For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.