For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.