For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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I hate Chuck Norris.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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