For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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