For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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