For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.