For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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