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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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