Joke #3389

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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