Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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