Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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