Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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