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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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