Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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