Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.