Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.