Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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