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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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