Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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