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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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