Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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