Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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