Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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