Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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