Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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