Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.