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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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