Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".