Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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