Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.