Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.