Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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