Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.