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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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