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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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