Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.