Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.