Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.